High Population country for amusing me (White Giant)

Amuse the Samtator and I will give you a high population country

( over 50M ) for 100 gold coins.

Why?

The Samtator is evil but too lazy to strip them.

I will take that country. I have a date with a player in 21 days.

The Samtator has a very well-developed sense of humour. I suspect you will need to try harder than that to amuse him.

Perhaps if you follow flewis' example he will find it funny. You've started quite well, but you need to put in a bit more effort ...

Hugs and respect

Jo

OK.

Lets try this.

(Bats long beautiful eyelashes, pouts with big beautiful lips, strategicaly employs a low cut blouse)

Pope sir,

May I Pweeease have that big beautiful country of yours? I wish to drop a man dead with it.

Wow!!! Venus what has this man done to you? Who is he?

If he has sexually harassed you Sam has his ways of dealing with that sort of person. Just ask JG!!! LOL

humm.

No sexual stuff. Im just blathering on

Teh Pope is not amused.

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The comedy stylings of Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Three Stooges FTW.

Curly.....Gee, I wonder if I looked like that when I was delivered by the stork?"

Moe...."When you were born, you were delivered by a buzzard." ( Moe smacks Curly with an iron pipe making a ringing sound...)

If you want to amuse the pope, just blow shit up.
Works every time.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?
"To get to the other side."

How's that for amusing?

"just blow shit up. " works for me! :P

For Sammy


TEXAN: "Where are you from?"
HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
TEXAN: "OK - where are you from, jackass?"

Decided to add one more...

Trip To Texas

Prior to her trip to Texas, Virginia had confided to her sorority sisters that she had three goals for her trip the Lone Star State: she wanted to taste some real Texas barbecue, she wanted to take in a bona fide Texas rodeo, and she wanted to have sex with a Texan.

Upon her return, the sorority sisters were curious about how she had fared.

"Let me tell you," she said, "they have an indigenous bush down there called Mesquite, and when they slow-cook that brisket over that mesquite wood, wow! That beef not only melts in your mouth, the taste is beyond belief! And the men? I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes! These guys wrestle real, full-grown bulls like they do in Spain. Except they ride a horse at full gallop, throw a rope on these huge bulls, then jump off the horse and literally grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground and tie 'em up. And

My favorite joke (that few people understand when I tell it).

Three statisticians go hunting and see a deer. The first one shoots, missing ten feet to the left. The second shoots, missing ten feet to the right. The third jumps up and down and yells "I hit it, I hit it!!"

Sam sees Paris,
Sam sees France.
Sam just nuked your underpants!

Haha. Never thought of the Copenhagen ring quite like that Daconia.

Well, they do say that everythings bigger in Texas.

love the joke Brespus

/me points out the standard deviation is ten

Talking of deviants...

The South will rise again...

God bless Viagra!

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Anybody else hear that Wacko Jacko is dead? What a tragedy...

Still, at least children in the US can touch their toes again without having to fear for their rectal virginity...