A Three Word Story

how they'd try.

So they ate

Spinach and Drank

as Trump laughed

and Hillary cried

While drinking whiskey

flavoured strong coffee

100-year old coke

and chewing gum.

There off in

the far distance

(SIDENOTE: WildStallion+LordNeptune+any others: Stop posting immediately after you've posted already. If you do it again then I'll quit this story, because otherwise you might as well write a story on your own. Although I suggest you can make as much COMMENTARY as you wish in parenthesis?? THAT ASIDE. . .Let's not make this a long discussion in parenthesis, and just get back to building the story!)

(THE STORY SO FAR)

Once there was a midget called Stump My Growth, and she often drank Kentucky whiskey at Griffin's Crabs&Wings with Johnny2 Shoes. One gloomy afternoon, sitting all alone, she struck oil and began drinking it all day long until she finally remembered that she had an appointment with a mercenary group. Her belly bursted with such rage that her dragon burped and singed Amon Amarth, Rammstein. Then the sky broke and flooded to her dismay. Everyone around her, except her dragon, stepped on people. She then realized oil was bad, and very crude, and very flammable, and very costly. Johnny2 Shoes came out from Alfheimr with his army of fluffy bunnies to take over the whole world. With his whole fluffy bunny army he went forth conquering them all untill he got to a great wall. The bunnies jumped oh so high, but couldn't get over no matter how they'd try, so they ate Spinach and drank as Trump laughed and Hillary

a new power arose

they called themselves

The Tyler Durdens

^(Someone is awful testy)

(hahahah, don't mind me; I may get somewhat abrasive after a few drinks over here sometimes, but I'm just trying to help keep things legit. I mean, why would you start "A Three Word Story," and then proceed to throw more than "Three Word[s]" down?? You probably inspired WildStallion to do the same, who threw dozens of words down after you consecutively threw down 6, and then you did it AGAIN! and now that you've been called out, did you quit on the story? but don't get me wrong, I thought it was just "A Three Word Story???")

Of Red Kittens (T-DORKs).

The T-DORKs traveled

across Imperial Japan

Looking for eggs

in rice fields

when they encountered

Sengoku Samurai warriors