The Rules of War

#72 Throw shoes. Way more effective and less costly.
#73 Throws a shoe at Inventor and smacks him in the head! :P

#55 and #69 are the same :P

#74 burn all shoes! Shoes are a sign of the oppressor!

i think you missed the joke on #69,

#75 people who are to young to understand the number 69...

#76 People who don't like jokes

#77 Veritas.

#78 I can't even bring myself to repeat what Sedwin said!!!!! It is so blasphemous!!!!!!!!!! SEDWIN MUST DIE!!!!

#79 know when you're outgunnend
#80 know when to walk away from a fight...
#81 Sometimes surrender is the best option

#82 Surrender is NEVER an option.

#83 making fun of wooden buckets (a wooden bucket started a war in 1325 ,go figure)

#84 Fear the emos! (there was a war between emos and the australian army once. Take a geuss who won...)

#85 Earthquakes suck!

#86 I am the possessor of the Earthquake Button. Andy, my son, the gamemaster, gave it to me for Mother's Day!

#86 reposting other #...
#87 having to little sleep because THEY farted to loudly

The best reason to start a war for no reason is because someone said there should be a reason so......I must find this "inventor"

#89 someone said there shouldn't be a reason to start a war
#90 because there are 90 reasons why to start a war

#91 Your wrong
#92 Because I feel like it

#93 your base are belong to us

#94 Sends Letsie an earthquake due to reposting another #86! The Wicked Lady is NOT HAPPY!

#95 When you get hit by 2 earthquakes in your empire because 'somebody' hit the big red button!
#96 Not knowing where the quake button is
#97 Searching for the quake button
#98 Because a woman made you cry
#99 Because you want peace

#100 is offical #88: When they cant fart because they are full of corn

#101 Know the basics of the rules of war; over 100 rules and off topic debates
#102 No corn on the battlefield

#103 I happen to want corn on the battlefield

#104 repeal #102
#105 states:

Corn on preference on the battlefield, but to much its the enemys advantage, food that doesent digest right might not be, though you can eat it again. The gift that keeps on giving. Also you might find some corn somewhere someone left behind

#106 corn is overrated