Five word story (5)

There, in the mountains, glimmering

like angels. They stood erect

"I can't see it" Said

nix001. He was drowning in

self-pity, smelling like lobster lovin

Just when it was GONE

It's back like the Herp.

So I booked another appointment

cause I be stankin' said

Good day to you fellows

Do you know where I

can buy a moose for

a bj? asked nix. moose

are well equipped in that

field of art. Moose Bj's

are a special breed and

Mr Billiams is an expert

and learned from Martock all

the sounds of a horny

Moose. Nix on the other

hand preferred red edible undies

with skidmarks smeared inside but

not just any skidmark. Creamy

worm infested,warm and totally

SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........Red AND Edible