Five word story (5)

Just dont tell her that

she might start charging more

on another note, Crack addictions

will FU@~ you up. Thats

no a joke,ask my

friend Nix. analy mainlining crack

for Poobah. Poor Poobah's been

eating food off the floor

instead of doing what he

knows best, licking gum off

the backs of sea turtles

while massaging their feet and

dreaming of his homeland, Narnia.

Ah Narnia. The land of

Nix and Keto's love nest.

I don't swing that way!

No do I. Maybe Poobah

and Reepicheep sail the Dawn-Treader..

(reepicheep is the mouse, dammit!)

to Lesbos each winter to

eat some cheese and honey

while throwing darts at Nix.

And in Spring, spend time

showing each other their favourite

shoe horns. Meanwhile, on a