Corrupt a wish (2) (White Giant)

Granted.
Unfortunately, it was the Michelin Tire company that gave the awards, and now you must spend the rest of your life eating steaks that are as tough as steel-belted radials. And the cakes are flatter than a blowout, and the vegetables taste like burned rubber. When you come out of the restaurant, all of your tires are flat and you have no spare.

I wish I had unlimited wishes

Granted you get unlimited wishes, all you have to do is say what you want.

However after bending the universe to your desires of sexual deviancy, money and skyscrapers made of food you get in an accident involving identical sextuplets, a trillion singles in notes and a jelly/ice cream based Eiffel tower you become trapped under a billion tonnes of jelly/ice cream/money.

And since you already asked for immortality you survive under the pile unable to make a sound to grant another wish to get out until you eat all said billion tonnes of decaying jelly and notes (covered by a million peoples dirty fingers) bit by bit which takes you millennia.

I wish i could walk on the moon

Granted.

Unfortunately you encounter moon people who all look like Michael Jackson. They treat you like their king, But in their customs the king gets a 12" dildo up his a$$ every day for the rest of his extended moon life.

I wish i could own a better computer.

Granted.

You now own a Super artificial intelligence computer. But the computer has its own agenda. It takes control of a predator drone and it starts WW III by attacking a military base in Russia. Russia launches its nukes at the United States. The United States counters the Russian attack by launching its nukes. You are responsible for the death of billions of people and the only ones to survive are the undead Mops,maclean who is stuck under a billion tons of jelly/ice cream/money,and NX Yamato who is on the moon.

I wish for a time machine to go back and stop a person who likes pie from making his wish

Granted,

You go back in time and stop him making his wish, unfortunately the timeline catches up with you and you forget why you're standing there with a smoking gun wearing a trench coat down a back alley at midnight with what appears to be a time machine next to you.

You shrug and put the time machine away for storage only to pull it out and use it when "a person who likes pies" identical twin brother makes a identical wish causing you to go back in time and kill the first "a person who likes pies" believing him to be his brother, causing the timeline to catch upto you and forget why you're there with a smoking gun .... causing you to go into a everlasting loop

I wish we could go back in time and teach the cavemen all sorts of advanced technology and skills

Granted.

You introduce the concept of microtechnology to cavemen, thrilling them with your tales of Windows to other worlds. Unfortunately you do not have the means to make the machinery to recreate silicon chips and they eventually deem you the false prophet and sacrifice you to the sky gods. You then die a horrible bloody death

You are reincarnated as a zombie and both MoP zombies find you incredibly attractive and pursue you for the rest of eternity. You live forever and when you get back to 2009, you find you are being sued by the ancestors of a bunch of cavemen, who are being sued by Microsoft for your use of the phrase "Windows" in the first place. You lose and are bankrupted. You now have no money, no job and are still being pursued for sexual favours by two zombie MoPs.

I wish Laguna lost his libido completely and never wanted to have s

I WIN

you didn't make a wish! you fail nix. no wish for you.

Jo, granted (temporarily. muhuhu)


I wish i was made of magic And that Laguna can do whatever he wants because he is made of win.

granted unfortunately you get an 18 inch dildo up your a$$ and around the corner.

I wish iki ryo and Laguna would be tortured to death.

Granted

Iki ryo and Laguna get sent to guantanamo bay. But iki having been given magical powers casts a spell. She sends juggernaut to guantanamo bay. iki and laguna escape unharmed. Juggarnaut gets tortured to death by the US military. They video tape it and it gets posted on youtube. The video gets 1m hits. The fans demand more.

I wish the GM would reply to my message I sent him.

LOL!, Lets see someone grant that one!

Granted.

However. Regardless of what you ask. He just makes up excuses. With out resolving anything, he moves on to create the next feature which will never be fully implemented. You eventually go insane and end up in the same asylum as me, and we spend eternity complaining to each other. Until the asylum is over run by the ever growing army of radioactive, undead, MoJoLugas who eat our brains, finally ending our pitiful existence.

I wish I lived next to Tom.

Granted.

You now live next to Tom. Tom's house is massive. But its incomplete, he keeps on adding new features to it but never finishes the projects. Instead he just thinks of new things to add and moves on to the next projects. You can't sleep at night cuz of the work going on next door and the lights (that the workers use to work at night) are brighter than the sun. You fall ill and go into the hospital. You go into debt tom is your land lord. He sends you warnings about evicting you. You do not recieve these letters cuz your in the hospital. You have secondary assets in your house but you don't know your being evicted. Tom takes your house and everything in it. Your secondary assets are lost. You come out of the hospital to find you have no home and tom has taken everything you owned. You ask Tom what happend. Tom tells you you didnt pay your debt so he took your "country" I mean house. You say to Tom you had the ass

Granted.

However getting your cries answered leaves W3c bankrupt. This leads to another new feature being added forcing players to pay a tax for every page they view in the game. No one continues playing but you and then the site goes down.

I wish I wasn't in Iraq

Granted.

You return home to a heroes welcome and live a long happy life.

Thanks for serving your country!!!


I wish I could have really corrupted his wish.

Granted.

You really corrupt his wish so thoroughly and inappropriately that everyone on the planet vilifies you and casts you out. If you weren't a zombie, you would die a horrible and lonely death. As it is, you roam the world for the rest of eternity, unable to reintegrate into society (which, let's face it, isn't particularly easy for a zombie sex fiend at the best of times, let alone one who has corrupted the wish of a soldier serving overseas), searching for your other self but never finding him.

I wish fish didn't taste of fish.

Granted.

Fish now tastes like dog $hit. But the native arctic peoples rebel and hold you hostage after figuring out you wished it. The government refuses to pay your ransom and for the rest of your life, your used as a sex toy for their cheif, Laguna.(you also learn what 69 means for grown-ups...UNWILLINGLY)

I wish I could ride in a roflcopter.

Granted

But due to your terrible riding you crash and get into a undead mop sandwich.

I wish for sirsmokes alot to die in an undead mop sandwich.

Granted

I grab Smokester from that undead mop sandwich and breathe the breath of life into him. Then I torture him by scolding him over and over and over and over to make him pay for his lowdown, conniving ways on FB. Then I shove him alive into a dead mop sandwich to suffer for eternity. ;-)

I wish for sirsmokesalot to never smoke weed again. hehehe

Granted

Smokes stops smoking weed. He is smoke free for the rest of his life. But he takes bobo's main country. Jan turns him into this Evil person in the sim community. Those who don't buy her propaganda launch attacks on NV in a multi world war that pushes her entire fed to point where they surrender. The whole war the leaders of NV sit in wp. Thier own fed mates turn on them. They see them for the selfish leaders they are.

I wish jan would quit talking about me behind my back and get over it.

Granted

But this only lasts a moment. Jan has made it her long sim-life goal to wreak havoc on SirSmokesAlot and his villainous group of wanna be warriors. And while Jan tries to contain herself, she finds it just impossible to not put forth the ugly truths that lies behind the 3 Muskateers Federation and one who calls himself, SirSmokesAlot. :-) So to always "talk" behind Smokester's back, Jan creates a cute lil sign and tapes it to Smokester's back (when he's not looking) which says, "I AM EVIL....JAN IS RIGHT...NUKE ME".

YAY....another wish.... I wish all federations to unite to rid the sim world of the evil vermin known as 3Ms! :-P

Wish is impossible to grant magic gene dies from 3m nuke.

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee how evil 3Ms are.........they've killed our ability to have wishes!!! They nuked the poor defenseless Genie!!! There is no end to the treachery they cause.

Since Crazyeye didn't wish. I'll steal his wish....he he he as I happen to have a lil genie of my own.

I wish that the murdered Genie will resurrect to exact revenge and nuke 3Ms to kingdom come! 3Ms must pay for their sim crimes! I say, "Off with their heads!"

Oh, and I would love a new line of shoes!

V - V - V!

Granted(peni$) WOW kiss ur genie is rude!!!

Unfortunately when the original genie resurrects he comes back with a 10" dildo and shove it up your arse. He also loves to hang out with the zombie MoP'S and creates an international line of shoes called, ZOMBIE SHOES. The 3Ms also get 10" dildo's shoved so far up their a$$es that they burn in the ninth level of hell where all they can do it THIS!!!!
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644

I wish that i could go back in time and see where my best friend nick moved to in Pennsylvania.

Granted

You are zapped back in time to Pennsylvania in hopes to find your best friend, Nick. However, while you are there, you find out to your dismay that Nick isn't Nick any more.......he is "Nicole" working in a strip club over on the seedy side of town. But, you don't let that deter you from your mission to find your long-lost friend. On your way over to the strip joint on a Friday night, you hail a cab. It's dark and stormy. There is so much traffic on the strip that the cabbie is forced to let you out across the street. You exit, tip the cabbie and take off at a sprint across the street trying to not get soaked, only to be met by the front of a large bus, which flattens you and kills you on the spot. Alas, poor PieDude is not able to fulfill his goal in seeing his friend. :-(

I wish for peeps to not be so crude in their posts as it relates to me. :-( Guys might like it, I don't.