Dear Lorelei

You monster!

Dear Maclean,

You know what goes great with barbecued goat? BEER! It is only right that Laguna supply the keg for the Sim Barbecue Get-Together, you will be hosting. Now that is poetic justice.

I'll help you organize the event in another thread.

Sorry Laguna. Your goats are a menace. :-P But no more!

Lorelei,
I'm looking to buy some space shuttles. You got any? And I swear to god, if you say anything about shoes, I will fucking nuke you.

Dear Lorelei.

I am sad to note that you have breached client - agony aunt confidentiality by publishing my medical problems

You will be hearing from my lawyers as will Laguna and his goats.

Dear BBJBS,

Now why waste your time on those silly space shuttles. They won't get you anywhere in life. Shoes, however, will get you everywhere. :-)

Nuke away! ha ha ha ha

Dear CC,

Laguna made me do it. :S

Dear Lorelei,

I have no shoes. Can you please send me some of yours?

Sincerely,
Scarlet

You have sealed your fate. Your countries on Kebir Blue will become no more than radioactive wastelands. I will wait for the proper moment, and then destroy you.

Dear BBJBS,

I guess it's a good thing I'm not on Kebir Blue. :S ha ha ha ha ha

To celebrate, Lorelei goes and buys herself a new pair of shoes..........make that 2 pairs, one pair I will ship to Scarlet since he only has like 5 pairs to his name!!!

Then I will start a new country on every planet you're on, THEN nuke the crap out of you.

and what are your countries BBJBS?

Dear BBJBS,

I'm not worried. lol I have plenty of shoes to throw at your head.

No more questions? I suppose I'm out of sim job. ha ha ha ha ha

Poor BBJBS. He scared into silence at the threat of having a shoe beamed at his head. ha ha ha ha

Dear Lorelei.

Can you tell me where I can find my G-spot?

Isn't "The G-Spot" the name of laguna's goat ranch?

PREVED, Mme. Lorelei, how do you regard MEDVED?


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