Declaration of Jihad against the UC. (Golden Rainbow)

"Thx for the love, It will be returned in full measure, you wish to dictate how I may play LDI and "THAT" is the true reason we are here."

We play for blood...you are a true gift from god sweet one.

The idea guys is to create so much damage to her countries, yet leave them with a 3 or 4 war index and then end the war and move to the next one. Leave her with the debt and cleanup. When she has to keep maxing the Visa to buy coins to exchange for cash due to WAR DEBT, there's a slight possibility she will stop her insanity and start behaving like a good little girl.

I might even give her a lolly-pop.

I bet Sam would look COOL in some dredlocks.

"One Love"
One Love, One Heart
Let's get together and feel all right
Hear the children crying (One Love)
Hear the children crying (One Heart)
Sayin' give thanks and praise to SAM and I will feel all right
Sayin' let's get together and feel all right

Let them all pass all their dirty remarks (One Love)
There is one question I'd really like to ask (One Heart)
Is there a place for the hopeless sinner
Who has hurt all simkind just to save his own?
Believe me

One Love, One Heart
Let's get together and feel all right
As it was in the beginning (One Love)
So shall it be in the end (One Heart)
Give thanks and praise to SAM and I will feel all right
One more thing

Let's get together to fight this Holy Armageddon (One Love)
So when the Man comes there will be no doom (One Song)
Have pity on those whose chances grow thinner
There ain't no hiding place from the Father of Creation

Sayin' One Love, One Heart
Let's get together and feel all right
I'm pleading to simkind (One Love)
Oh Lord (One Heart)

Give thanks and praise to SAM and I will feel all right
Let's get together and feel all right
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I can picture Sam in a tye-dye kicking around a hackey-sack. Ya-Man.

Haha, I picture Sam with a big ol untrimmed mustache and fat sideburns. Maybe even a fat chaw of Copenhagen in his lab...oh wait, thats the REAL Sam Houston!

I DO know with 100% certainty that ol Sammy has a fishin rod permenetly fixed to his paw. Am I wrong?


Dirt

PS-your pretty good at war Sam...but I BET I can outfish ya without using dynomite!

After this is all over you and I hafta plan a trip to Banff, do a lil pike fishin, and share all of our funniest Ameche the Asshat stories. hehe

\burps

\scratches butt

\someone say fishin!

I agree. You bring the bait. I will bring the beer...


I am insulted sir! I use an electric generator to fish.

Dynamite is unsporting.

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Here fishy fishy fishy...

Mr Capone,
Congratulation. You seem to be able to express yourself more maturely without the use of all the gutter language which caused us to go our seperate ways.
I hear that my name has been trashed by you in messages and apparently some members of the LDI see me as a target for future hostilities.
My allegiance and willingness to assist in the protection of my friends and allies has been unquestionable in the past and I see no reason to change my style. Take that any way you feel is appropriate.
John L.

Did someone say fishing?

Real sport fishing is done with your bare hands.

Anyone want to go noodling?

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My allegiance and willingness to assist in the protection of my friends and allies has been unquestionable in the past and I see no reason to change my style. Take that any way you feel is appropriate.<!-/Quote-!>

O_o

I think I would call the purveyor of such garbage a liar..Perhaps your pants are on fire John?

Johanas Bilderburg,
LOL, Identify your country on GR if you have one, and I can deal with your insult in a manly way.
John L.
PS Gauntlet has been thrown.

Johanas Bilderburg,
My main is Map Dominion.

John, you're a sellout, best thing for you to do is to sit this one out. And BTW, I could care less if you don't like the way I talk. It matters not to me, as anything I would say here is nothing compared to your past transgressions. Stop acting like you're something, I saw the way you fight...sad. You hardly have the room to be opening your gaping hole of a mouth. GO AWAY, TRAITOR.

Jihad Headquarters is my outpost on GR. Terrorist C3 Numbers 1 through 8 are slaves so far.

If you are signing up to be a target for holy war please fill out form 1939A in triplicate and return it along with your 40 pieces of silver application fee to Jihad Headquarters PO Box 1011 Youratool, California 01101

Legal Disclaimer: As you have nothing worth taking your application will be denied and your application fee will be spent on liquor and hookers. No refunds.

How about the way you fight Ameche? Hide in WP for ever and the only time you ever came out was to lose a country.

@sam- I have great deals on liquor and hookers. Get a fifth of Congac and get 50% off your next midget hooker.

P.S. We deliver.

:-)

Sorry guys, but I have JohnL's back along with anyone else on GR you decide to mess with. You are all slowly opening a can of worms you can't handle and certainly don't want. I see shame and embarrassment in your futures...

JohnL, if you have any questions reguarding war I will be GLAD to share them with ya. Lets send these snakes back to LU!

General Dirt

@Dirt.

Fine. We are reasonable men. This is the only option. UC leaves LU and all this goes away. Nute and Dizzy keep up the pathetic annoying C3 war on LU for foolish pride and the loss of the ability to start an LU war, and the burning will be here. The targets will be any president that serves as a means to an end.

Otherwise there is absolutely nothing any of you can do to stop us. All the bravado is false. All the insults only serve to give us future targets. If needed this can expand to all worlds. We can hit the members of this Fed on any planet. We are resolute in this and will not negotiate.

Our patience with this farce is at an end.

Leave LU and let us return to peaceful merchants.

I WILL NOT leave LU. If you have read my statemnts in the past...I was only there for the money. I had a very nice empire and all 6 countries were turning a profit. The Wendy situation and the LDI's surpeise attacks relieved me of that empire but I still have 1 that is a dandy.

Now you want me to leave LU...thats odd being you just offered to sell me a couple of financial countries on LU.Barney offered me a couple as well.
So what is it that you all REALLY want? Me thinks its a pride fight, retrobution of sorts from past battles and has nothing to do with Wendy. Thats fine as I said, that was a great stratigic move on ya'lls part...just like when Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. But we all know how that ended no don't we?

I have 2,000T in military assetts on GR. Do you really want to waste your and my time destroying c3s for the next month? You guys should be damn thankful I don't defend my LU gear as I do GR...if I did there would be very lil sleep for you, your fed, and most of LU for quite awhile.

Eye for an eye makes the whole world blind Sam...but do realize...I have 10,000 eyes.

General Dirt


PS-What exactly are those Florida black bass you spoke of? Are they fresh or saltwater?

down with allah, down with jihad and it's pathetic followers

rise of Buddhism

I speak of your comrades Dirt I was not clear and I apologize for that. My offer to you is still valid as always. We have had our issues and made our peace. You and I are men of our word as our many months since our issues have shown. I feel the same about Priest.

However we will not stop until the ringleaders of the proxy LU war are off of the planet. They sent Wendy to do what they are unable to do. Harass and annoy LU in a proxy war. For what purpose? You will have to speak to them about that. As they are the ones kicking the sleeping pitbulls they are the ones to answer your questions.

As for GR I cant say too much. I would hate to give away all the surprises at once. We can be tenacious fighters when provoked and the leadership of this Fed has done a lot of provoking and behind the scenes workings that you may not be aware of. And as the C3 war continues on LU so it shall be on GR. Its only fair don't you agree?

Anyway the cost of such dirty business is often high. And we have come to collect.


Largemouth, freshwater. Great fish. Real fighters even at a pound or two. I use a topwater frog and get some quick action and release them back to get bigger.

Hello Sam,

I still doubt that there was/is a conspiracy within the UC to wage war on you guys thru proxy/Wendy. I'm one of the top members of my great Fed and am involved in all decision making. We work as a democracy...every issure is chatted about with the top 5 and then put to a vote for the whole fed to make a choice. Never was anything brought up as far as war with the LDI. Never. I'm not saying something really back-burner hasn't gone down without my knowledge, but I HIGHLY doubt it. And I say that as the honest man you described above. You guys say you did everything you could, exausted all avenues as far as dealing with Wendy. I find this hard to believe as I wasn't once contacted by anyone on your side of the fence reguarding her. Has someone written a letter I may have asked her to tone it down. Hell, I still don't know what exactly she has done...cept till the war started and I payed more attention to these forums.

My c3 battles on LU are simply me blowing off pent up frustration. I feel justified in taking Wendy style popshots on the folks that attacked me. I know they aren't damaging, but dammit, I'm General Dirt, and you know I'm not the type to just roll over. Not without gettin a few shots in anyways, hehe. My LU campaign will end soon enough.

GR seems imminant and thats too bad. Your objective in attacking us on LU was to deal with Wendy. Well, Wendy has been dealt with and is no longer a member of the UC. To me that is mission accomplished on your part so why exactly are you pressing on in this war? Because you truly believe that Diz, Nute and JF are involved? Proof? I remember not too long ago when you KNEW I was a multi simply by another persons word. Now that we have gotten to know each other and have become friends you KNOW it wasn't so. Whats to say that you guys are wrong on this too? Think about it. I honestly believe you guys are falsly accusing us of this and are making a huge mistake. For the first time in monay months GR has been peaceful and sleeping like a baby...its a shame that is about to come to a bloody end.

Besides Sam. Do you really want to make it 0-2? lol

Respectfully,
General Dirt

PS-I remember catching my biggest largemouth bass ever. It was on a boat dock in St. Marks,Fl. I was using a shrimp and a bobber,trying to catch anything to pass time. BAM! bobber dove, rod bent, line screamed...5 minutes later I landed an 8lb lunker! I know bass get much larger than that but it was my biggest and I was stoked.

Live mice work well for bass. Evil, but effective. You have to use a "jacket" on the mice so the hook doesn't kill them. You may drown a couple mice, but oh well. If used in an area known for large lunkers, it will pay off.

"Jackets" as I stated are what I fashion out of old Ken and Barbie clothes that have a treble hook attached. Put the mouse in the "Jacket" and snap the closures and VOILA!!! Ready made bass lunch. The only one pissed off is your daughter and she will get over it with some ice cream. Of course then you will have to explain why Ken and Barbie are naked and have no "boy/girl" parts, but it's worth that cost.

It makes for an awesome topwater live bait. The swimming motion of the mouse trying to get to shore attracts alot of attention. I used it primarily in the early dawn hours when most bass are feeding heavily before returning to deeper cooler waters in the heat of the day for rest.

To aid in making the mouse last longer and not fatigue itself to the point of drowning, use in conjunction with a boat and a paper plate to float the mouse out with. Once the paper plate/mouse get out far enough, give a slight tug off the plate and watch with amazement what happens! It's a horrible death, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh well. You gotta do what you gotta do. The first time you see that big bastard slam it, you will swear by this. I mean hell there are people that feed live mice to their snakes. What's the difference? Pet stores are a good supply. Just tell them you have a lot of Boa Constrictors to feed and they won't ask questions.

I used them primarily for Stripers and Hybrids. Haven't tried them on regular Largemouths.

HAHA! Thats awesome Tresurer!

I started using live mice on trout when I caught a couple of 5lb browns and they had mice in their bellies. I float them out on a lil raft as you said and then snatch them into the current when appropriate. I don't do the Ken doll thingy tho...I run the hook between the bones on a back leg..I know, I'm a brutal bastard! But like you said, we gotta eat just like snakes.

Gives new meaning to Tom and Jerry except Tom isn't a cat, he's a trout!

Well I use the "Jackets" in case the fish aren't biting. That way I can store the mice again for future use without them bleeding to death.
And I thought I was brutal.....

Using mice for bait in Il, Wisc, and Minn. is huge for Northerns and Muskies. Highly illegal in all states but very effective from what the oldtimers tell me. Never tried it but always wanted to. But just my luck DNR will show up and I would be busted lol I hear gerbils work much better for the bigger ones. Beats me. Nice to see this thread turning into a pleasant convo about fishing lol.

JohnG