Declaration of Jihad against the UC. (Golden Rainbow)

Thats a great list John! Sounds like your makin breakfast so I'm on the way.


Whats the ice cream for??

Dirt


PS- No Barney I won't kiss you. I will however bite the back of your neckbone.

LMAO....Austia...that was actually funny. Karl Rove.....lol...

Knock! Knock!

Game on! Seems ol Banrey is offering us a lil taste tester. I promise you Barney, this will be quick and painless.

Barney!! Barney!!
Wake up! Wake up!
146,995 Soldiers are camped on the border of S4, having a warm breakfast ready for the invasion on D-Day Aug 20 2598.
Are you ready to play?

Battle Hymn of the 149,000

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;
His truth is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! His truth is marching on.

I have seen Him in the watch fires of a hundred circling camps
They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;
I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps;
His day is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! His day is marching on.

I have read a fiery Gospel writ in burnished rows of steel;
“As ye deal with My contemners, so with you My grace shall deal�;
Let the Hero, born of woman, crush the serpent with His heel,
Since God is ma

Barney, Your countries look nice in Orange. Are you a Clemson Fan?

GR-3
Barney-0


This war is off to a good start. Thanks for the team work JohnL. Thanks for the taster Barney.

Dirt

Nah...

Penn state.

My C3's are tough little buggers though aren't they?

You caught my "support" C3's out. I thought I had them in, no matter either way.

Why would you not take Elysian fields...and don't say you don't want the debt? that's a poor excuse.

JF's fleet saved you butt johnL. Simply didn't have the spending to run a few thousand more bombers at it.

Are you missing your NFP's BTW? You should really treat those pilots a little better.

I can make many Elysian fields from now till eternity. Takes alot to kill them.

We kill C3's in minutes...you guys?

Eh either way congratulations on the win. There will be many chances for you to test your mettle against similarly arranged C3's. You guys sure you are up to that?

JFs fleet? HA! More like a DirtRocker fleet!

I'd hardly call it saving JohnLs butt. We worked as a team, (classic UC tactic.)

Yep, your right, it was pretty stout! I used alot of nfpm, but it was worth it. Everytime we have a skirmish I learn volumes on your tactics, so thanks for the lesson! Ordering 9 million offensive bases now! hehe

Kill c3s in minutes?! Surley. I remember 3 of mine on LU that were built stoutly that took you guys 2 days to topple...don't try that crap on me Barn! You and I are equally matched militarily, except your on MY turf now and I have more than you.

Its all in good fun tho! And YES! Line us up another round of C3s please! Set this round up differantly, I like surprises.

General Dirt


PS-I wish the offensive aa batts and l2s batts worked! That would add another dimension...
Also, we should talk GM into navy bombers.

Really, team? Explain how Im running John's butt in the ground now from dead c3's? Cant get to that one can you, team mate? We will always find the weak link and exploit. Remember that.


You guys simply have to put people away when you have the chance. Ive lost one, not 3.

I just devastated his best declared country with crap.

Good luck in the future.

And yes its fun.

LMFAO

Dammit Barney! I guess this will be the last time I walk away before killing you! Another lesson learned.

"We will always find the weak link and exploit. Remember that." Duly note--me puts on my gameface and lucky Earnhardt hat.

Barney,

Be nice. Yes you did a pretty bad job on my country. I was enjoying a TV program too much to do a round of bombing on your countries.

By the way Barney, S2 and S3 just fell.
I have learned several error in planning my defense you can rest assured I will not make those mistakes again. Those 4 successful nuke hits from your newly delivered Strategic Base, I assume were against my newly built and still undefended Offensive Bases.

If you don't go and hide in WP or give up your idea of a Jihad against the UC, you are assured we will meet again on the Battlefield.

You wonder why I did not take Elysian fields. If you look at my empire you will see I don't need another country to manage. Plus I want to see what you are going to do with my military airport and depot in Elysian fields which you cannot attack or destroy until we go back to war.

Score: UC-4, Jihad-0

Of course you like to fight when you think you have all the cards. Who wouldn't. Still it cost you a bundle and a lot of time to take four hastily defended C3's. Good job. Now to the real war.

Well Dizzy and Nute are refusing to leave LU so my temporary GR draw down as a show of good intentions is over. Sorry to have kept you all waiting but I am still hoping and working for a peaceful resolution even at this late date. Anyway back to the unpleasant task at hand. JohnL you are still a liar, traitor, and general scumbag.... If the original targets wont come out and you so gallantly are covering them from our righteous vengence we will pass the time knocking holes in your C3 empire.






You did not think I would answer you while seeking a peaceful resolution to this little farce?

HA!

"If the original targets wont come out and you so gallantly are covering them from our righteous vengence"

Can anyone decipher this?
Johanas! What targets are you talking about? I know you cannot mean any of my countries.

"You wonder why I did not take Elysian fields. If you look at my empire you will see I don't need another country to manage. Plus I want to see what you are going to do with my military airport and depot in Elysian fields which you cannot attack or destroy until we go back to war."

Oh, Im sure ill come up with a thing or two...

I think he means that most of the main players in UC were in wet panties last we looked.

Im always nice dirty one. Never read too much into what I post.

My panties are drier than GrandPa, and he farts dust!

I've got my wet panties on, but my hog is hanging out. And by hog I mean one of my countries.

Hey look who came to help Barney!! It's Sam. Sam there is no need to send help after the Alamo has fallen.

Are you looking to be next? There was no need for you to come 5,000 miles to get close to me. I'm only several hundred miles from your headquarter in Fornax Musica on Lynx Minor.

mr. Johanas Bilderburg you have already been told that I will not offer you any peace. Now that your boy got beat up a bit on Golden Rainbow here you go again for the 100th time begging for peace. The answer is always no for you and for your LDI clown friends NO PEACE EVER. I want you to know I am not leaving LU. I will build my countries on what worlds I decide. I will not quit just because some half wit clown says quit.

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on your face
You big disgrace
Wavin your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy youre an old

John, you should look inward. You really just hung on. If I had been the aggressor you would have been in deep trouble. I broke your air def net, wasted most pop targets and continued to kill your main offensive capability all in a situation where I was declared upon. You did do better then the infamous "UC covert fed" from the previous war though. They also caught me off guard when the opening moves began. You at least won.

Your airport you have for future ground invasions in Elysian fields which you were so proud of...its gone.

Since Im in a generous mode Ill offer another tid bit. Never "just end war" in a situation such as this. You will certainly have to face those countries again.

But, alas, you did kill 3 countries, two of which you "just ended war," so congratulations are in order.

Barney, I'll give you credit for knocking my offensive capabilities in the opening stage of the war. I give you credit for the experience. I now know how to avoid that in the future.

I "just ended war" knowing full well that you could keep the country and rebuild it. Otherwise you would just take another C3 and probably rebuild it faster than one I let you keep. I kept S4 because it was on my border. You should be able to take it in several days since I dumped it.

Correction. I killed 4 countries: Elysian Fields, S2, S3 and S4.

I'll check on my airports and try to figure out how you got rid of it.

Thanks for the congratulation. It's up to you now. If you get bored and want to get revenge you know where I can be found.

I'm still waiting for Sam to man up and face the music as soon as he graduates from his Wet Panties.

Barney, I'll check on Guantonamo Air Field in Elysian Fields next game month. At the moment, it has been severely damaged but is still there and will probably rebuild. You understand that future attacks on Guantonamo Air Field will be considered acts of aggressions which I will have to respond to.

LOL John. Im gonna leave an airfield on my lands? Dont think so.

Anyway, I'd be interested in knowing if it is still there. It shouldn't be. Only the last should stay at 99%.

I never checked the paper on Elysian. Didn't know you took it.