Ah, one for the ages. I never tire of hearing that question. They are an enigma aren't they?
How do I get nukes?
How do I nuke someone?
Why does it take so long for my corp to make a nuke?
Where do I get plutonium?
Why is my nuke corp in debt?
Where did these loans come from? (Treasurer probably)
Why won't it let me fire my nuke at that C3?
Why didn't my one nuke do any damage?
Why is that country's neighbor nuking me all of a sudden?
Why is everyone angry with me?
Why does everyone want to nuke me now?
Why did they kill me?
Why am I playing this dumb game?
etc, etc, etc.
When you can answer each and every one of those questions you will have graduated from "n00b" status to "newb" status.