What is my CEO supposed to do with 767 trillion in cash?

My CEO, Pirate Securities on Little Upsilon, has more cash than I can spend. The Guinness Book of World Records certified that it has the most game cash in the history of CEOs. It broke the previous record, held by a poor slob.

But my CEO is out of control. It's producing too much game cash, like a virus that keeps spreading. It's become a monster that keeps hurling trillions at me, the Godzilla of Simcountry.

This crisis is a catastrophe of intergalactic proportions. We need to declare a state of emergency. What the heck am I supposed to do with three-quarters of a quadrillion in cash?

Woe is me.

Hmm is this a f#%king bug? Or are you just that damn good lol

Send it to your country, buy 300+T in weapons, knock the fruitcake out of somebody and sit back with a cold glass of orange juice.

Quit feeling sorry for your self Madoff!

Everyone, thanks for the comments.

Hannibal:
This is not a bug. My CEO's cash comes from its business operations.

Sunnyknight:
I quit PvP war because it's too much of a massive clicking marathon, and provides too little profit.

Lola:
Because of limits on spending space and share buying, my CEO's cash is mostly unplayable. I'm drowning in cash, which makes me a victim.

Have you tried lending out money? But then you make more. Maybe some one would default? Then you would feel better.

I tried before to lend money but found two problems. First, it's improbable to lend more than 100 trillion because there isn't enough demand for credit. Secondly, the interest one earns is much less than the enterprise fee paid for the money loaned.

I've been boycotting the loan market because that enterprise fee makes lending money a net loss. Lending money is profitable for countries since they don't pay anything resembling the enterprise fee charged to CEOs. But CEOs that lend money automatically lose money.

In finance when authorities force lenders or depositors to lose money, that's called a bail-in. It's a bad practice, most common in bankrupt economies.

When Simcountry borrowers default on their loans, the World Bank pays the lenders. That's nice. But CEOs who lend always lose some of the principal by having to pay that enterprise fee that acts as a bail-in.

Interest earned is better

Maybe you could pick a market and try to corner it. Take your mind off your worries... crazy Muppet.