These marks are UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!! I demand A's mostly, some B's. Admittedly!!!! The proof is in the pudding, young man!!!! Ian, you are grounded!!!! I'm taking away your IPOD, your computer, your phone, and no more girlfriend, until you improve!!! You will study every day when you get home from school.
Your highest mark was in PE!!! How is physical education gonna get you into college? You wanna make good money when you are older and have nice things........like a cool car, a great home???!!! Then you start studying, now!!! What you do now is the groundwork of your future!!!
And who fails art???!!!! What did you do, draw stick people all year???? SCOWL!!!!
Now come here and let me hug you and tell you I love you. You know you can do better. You are a very bright young man with a bright future. No more slacking, okay?