Admiral Nute Gunray awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Jason, yes Nute, I want to destroy you!
Barney, yes Nute, I want to destroy you!
Sam, yes Nute, I want to destroy you!
Slocketer, yes Nute, I want to destroy you!
It was a cold dark winter morning. Admiral Nute Gunray had been awake through out the night. He had given all the navy fighter pilots their orders. He knew that even though the mission was likely to cost many of his pilots their lives, it was critical that he follow through on the orders given by the High Command of THE BLUE TEAM. -- Attack Jason at B1 and destroy as many targets as possible. Finally, the moment had arrived and the Fleet Seya was floating near the shores of B1. The air was cool and the pilots were all ready in the cockpits of their F/A-18 Hornets. The command was given! Fire all your missiles on the pre-selected targets. Wave after wave of F/A-18s roared down the fight deck and into the air. The mission commenced and their were many missiles fired. Then just as planned the entire Air Defense of B1 was destroyed! Next the pilots took out most of the poplution centers. The mission was a huge success! However the losses on both sides were large.
Jason, yes Nute, I want to destroy you.
BLUE TEAM HIGH COMMAND "Great work Admiral Nute Gunray. Now for the second mission. We need you to conquer Sam's undefended C3 'Thanks for the Nukes!' So get back to HQ and prepare the TAP OUT air force."
Nute Guray "Aye Aye. I will indeed obey these orders."
Date Line Little Upsilon
<!-Quote-!>Quote:Little Upsilon Daily Telegraph, May 19, 2350
International News
TAP OUT army takes full control in Thanks for the Nukes
After the attack, the president of Thanks for the Nukes is reported to have left the country and a new government approved by TAP OUT has been nominated. Dream hill is very severely damaged. On the Thanks for the Nukes side no weapon losses were reported. On the TAP OUT side no losses were reported. The attack may have been reduced or eliminated by Anti Missile Missiles.<!-/Quote-!>
Sam, yes Nute, I want to destroy you.
IT IS WINTER SAM! IT IS WINTER BARNEY! IT IS WINTER SLOCKETER! IT IS WINTER JASON!
Jason, yes Nute, I want to destroy you!
Barney, yes Nute, I want to destroy you!
Sam, yes Nute, I want to destroy you!
Slocketer, yes Nute, I want to destroy you!
Now to set the record straight.
Nute 3 LDI 43. But now it is winter LDI's armies will be destroyed in a like manner as Adolph Hilter's and Napoleon Bonaparte's were.
You should have learned from your history.
Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land
Somethings wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they arent of snow white
Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragons fire
And of things that will bite
Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land
Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take
Hush little baby, dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head
Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand
Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Were off to never never land
Arise, Arise Warriors of THE BLUE TEAM!
Fell deads awake: fire, bombs and slaughter!
Missiles shall be launched!
Bombs shall be dropped!
A nuclear day, a red day ere the sun rises!
Fight now! Fight now!
Fight against the LDI!
Nute Gunray the Viceroy