Hellas to host a Great Banquet (Little Upsilon)

Social Injustice, he says. Social Injustice, I say. Let strong drink be the great leveler.

They are have all night drinking parties over on FB and they seem quite convivial as they throw decs at one another. We are entirely too serious and angry over here to have much fun.

What we need is a little old fashioned drinking party on LU complete with smashing glasses and falling on our faces happily surrounded by friend and foe.

The Empire of Hellas shall host and bear all costs as we lavish all of our LU friends - new, old, and yet to be made.

We even have a bevy of beauties to hold everyone's keys so that no one is tempted to drive home while impaired.

So come with expectation of frivolity. Monkeys, bananas, and all other foolishness accepted. Serving wenches provided - BUT no patty fingers WITHOUT permission.

Bevies of beauties and serving wenches do absolutely nothing for me. Might I have a cabana boy to hold my keys and bring me drinks? If so, I gleefully accept your invitation for drinks and hilarity!

We Greek recognize that women are more discriminating and we invite you to bring your own play things.

I'll be arriving by private jet. I expect a parade.

Dont worry Okstate. You will get your parade....

I will be there mooning you dude!!!!!

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Bevies of beauties.....hot cabana boys.....drinking until we fall on our faces....

Oh my!

LU will never be the same.

Actually we will all be mooning one another. Greeks party naked. Well not anymore, but in our glorious past. But with enough libations flowing who knows?

Hum.... I'll have to keep the Great Burckhalter media at home. Damn paparazzi!

I will be arriving, with some of my most trusted, Russian friends. Everything better be in order, or someone may just disappear.

We even take Russians and drink them under the table. Once everyone is pickled, we may even be able to negotiate gas for the EU.