CEO corp needed

Have lots of pop.

Yorba
Brea
Placentia
Santa Ana
Pullman

Not 0%, 30%. Will likely lower in a bit. Will never be higher then 30%.

Ill keep my workers in line.

No unionization, no slacking.

No future Detroit here I can tell you!

Gracious mi amigos

The CEO community wants to know why you keep taxes so high and the welfare index so low. We're concerned this could destabilize the economy and create a need to send in peacekeepers.

haha

well,

Im building roads and sitch.

Some lovely methadone clinics to get my "near do wells" off the couch and back to work.

Getting some much needed prozac into the water supply via some new water treatment plants.

Some train tracks for mass shipment of Portuguese workers to the coal mines and wine companies.

Some back to work schools (read reeducation) to reset the run away PC culture spreading in my countries.

In truth, the infrastructure is lagging behind the mass pop add.

We noticed that your countries have a lot of forts and one has a picture of a notorious imperialist. It seems you have militaristic ambitions. We're referring this matter to the Security Council for emergency consideration.

Forts!? These are mere storage facilities.

Warehousing for cheese, crackers, beans and rice.

They are little green bastions of entertainment.

The Security Council is deeply disturbed by your rapid territorial expansion and militarization. Defcon 2 has been declared.

I assure you that Barney has no militaristic ambitions. His ambitions are the Pinktator's ambitions and according to the LDI ministry of education, the Pinktator is all loving and all peaceful. LDI is a peaceful and loving organization.

Glory to the Pinktator!

Then all of you seem to be co-conspirators. The Security Council is considering options for handling this escalation of the crisis. Meanwhile, Defcon 3 is now in effect.

We do not recognize the authority of the security council. Since the departure of the great Pinktator, we gaze out to the heavens for signs of his infinite glory. Just yesterday I saw a Pink comet in the sky. I cried tears of joy for the Pinktator graced us with a glorious sign. After consulting with the LDI oracles at the Ministry of Truth, we determined that this was a sign of peace and love from our glorious Pinktator.

Praise be to his holy name!

Wait. A drunk clerk at the Security Council mixed up the Defcon hierarchy. It's supposed to start at 5 and escalate to 1. So, Es Mio's aggressiveness raised it from 5 to 4. Then discovery of the conspiracy raised it to 3.

The Security Council is sending battleships to conduct naval training exercises off the coast of Lacerta.

Gangsters are surrounding lacerta!?

Some appropriate fitting quotes from a few heros....

"there are no security council infidels off the coast of lacerta"

"Sound dialog is not possible with such a council bereft of reason."

"our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"By God, I think this is rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle. The fact is that as soon as they reach Lacerta's gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them....Wherever they go they will find themselves encircled."

"we will welcome them with bullets and shoes"

"A nuclear button is always on my desk"

"We have them surrounded in their tanks."

"On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were killed and the number of destroyed vehicles. The operation continues."

"Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds. ... The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues."

"I blame the Diario de Noticias - they are marketing for the security council!"

The President of the Asian Empire has heard your prayers.

We will build oil corps on your country and together we will create more oil money.

As President of the Asian Empire, we humbly open our generous wallets to invest on your state.

May 'Peace' be with all of us all - always.

Sincerely yours,
The President of the Asian Empire in LU
The CEO of the Xia State Enterprise in LU