The PKU Grows Ever Stronger! (Little Upsilon)

The PKU has picked up one of the powerful warlords of LU! We welcome His Holiness Matthew25 of The Republic to our ranks. Many of you have likely heard of Matthew25. Though, he has only played for 2 LU game years, he is a fearsome fighter and is eager to destroy any who get in the way of the PKU.

Welcome Matthew25 and beware LU!!!

I will face my death with honor ...

I won't...I'll probably crap my pants first

BC, what have you been drinking or eating or fillintheblanking? Everything you say lately is a riot!

I know Matthew25 alright... I caught him with two of me sheep once.

Jojo T. Hun,

My eyes have been opened by the PKU. Our benevolent and tyrannical leader has sent me inspiring messages that have changed my thoughts and, subsequently, my tone on this forum.

As the PKU grows (we are already up to 3 members!!!!), there is no doubt that some of our awesome will spread and be felt by others on LU. One day, the icy, warm, grand-tubulancy of the PKU may shine upon you.

w00t.

Laguna,

Be fortunate that it was only two of your sheep. Matthew25 is well known to be able to take on dozens if not scores of sheep at once.

Everybody Else,

I don't really have anything else to say to you other people. I'm not sure why I've even introduced this paragraph into the post. I could delete it, but I'm not in the mood. I'm in the mood for pizza.

Border C

This new fed sounds like fun, sign me up

One does not just "sign up" for the greatest fed of all time!! One must petition the Almighty PeaceKeepers9220 of Republic of Peace Keepers and ask him, nay!, beg him for entrance.

It's kind of similar to signing up but with a lot more ass kissing.

I warn you thusly. It is written in the Holy Handbook of PKU that "Thou shalt have no feds before thine PKU", which roughly translated means that you have to drop all other allegiances. We have super secret knowledge and super secret mysteries that only the Benevolent Tyrant Mr. Peacekeeper9220 may impart.

Oh yeah, I forgot about the drugs, sex, and rock and roll. That comes standard with every PKU package. Spring for the Deluxe and things start to get zany.

This is a great sales job...goats, drugs, sex and rock and roll...all for some ass kissing...very tempting.

A member of PKU has declared war on the empire of Crafty.

This must be seen as a warning to other presidents on LU to double their defences and be alert. PKU obviously know no fear and mean to gain omnipotency on our fair planet.

I suggest all concerned players apply to TheFED for membership so together we can face the terrorists so misleadingly named the 'peacekeepers'.

Crafty, chair of TheFED.

Ooooh...return of TheFED? Or has it always continued and I'm an ass for not knowing that?

Either way, PKU vs. TheFED, should be awesome, get yer popcorn ready!

pew pew.... pew pew pew

lmao

After many hours of battle and many clickies of the mouse, The Republic of Initia has fallen to the MIGHTY PKU!


Hundreds of trillions in military assets have fallen to my poweful mouse! My index finger has robbed millions of women and children of husbands and fathers and husband fathers (it *was* Crafty's country afterall).

If you would like your country to be next, sign up here.

signed

hmm.... needs more gusto!

Passion fruit