Recruiting and Training Tits

Tits R Us has organized a new recruitment/training program, the Training Bra Academy. Anyone wanting to mature into a true game tit, please contact Big Tit at Titville.

It is our purpose to give all these "EYES" in the game something to look at! Trust me, we are quite something to look at!!!!! :P

Yours truly,
LilTit

PS. No SPIES allowed. We only allow you to ogle from afar. Thank you.

Eyes? There can only be one roving eye. I hear it enjoys a good show, but they say one can only defeat the roving eye by becoming it...

Pfft there are eyes everywhere and have been for years!!! It all started with the original WildEyes. Then we had Timmy become Crazyeye. He was named something else, but changed to Crazyeye to taunt the real Wildeyes who decced him or vice versa. Then came the imposter Wildeyes (*coughs someone's persona), and now that person is named Lazyeye and even uses an eyeball as an avatar like the imposter WildEyes. ha ha ha ha Yup eyeballs everywhere.

You Lorelei hold the blood of my country in your hands... several sources tell me...