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FLSamuelDoe (Little Upsilon)
All worlds
23 Jul 2009 12:04Link
Did some schoolyard bully call you a nerd today? Thinking of invading that peaceful little country next door to show 'em who's boss, but all you have are 15000 executives (from that little mistake with the Education Priorities screen last week) and some tanks you bought cause you heard they were 350 quality? Well, here's how we at Executive Commando Training can help YOU!
Send your extra Executives to the Democratic Republic of Servility for our new Irregular Warfare Course (offered through Servile Vacations as an optional add-on to our popular Beach Lounging Special!) Your Executives will learn how, for the low low expense of printing scads of Employment Contracts and renting a single flight in a Covert Insertion Drone, just one of them, equipped only with a couple of duffel bags (for the contracts), a parachute, and a big "I'm Recruiting for Indolent High-Tech Services, where our salary goal is 1700!&#
Send your extra Executives to the Democratic Republic of Servility for our new Irregular Warfare Course (offered through Servile Vacations as an optional add-on to our popular Beach Lounging Special!) Your Executives will learn how, for the low low expense of printing scads of Employment Contracts and renting a single flight in a Covert Insertion Drone, just one of them, equipped only with a couple of duffel bags (for the contracts), a parachute, and a big "I'm Recruiting for Indolent High-Tech Services, where our salary goal is 1700!&#
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Eva0970 (White Giant)
All worlds
26 Aug 2009 20:05Link
This is hilarious 
I'm afraid I'm not in the market for executive commandos at the moment, but I hope this unique educational opportunity prospers!
I'm afraid I'm not in the market for executive commandos at the moment, but I hope this unique educational opportunity prospers!