The News Guy

the Minister of Information, the Chief Information Officer or even the jerk that tosses the paper in the puddle. Whoever it is, that is responsible for bringing the Daily Telegraph to my CEO or President, I want to be able execute them.

I get the same news almost all the time, this would amuse me from time to time.

This.

Can't we just have some random goofy news when we have no news?

Breaking News: Twerking Zoombies are invanding.

LAGUNA!!!!!