Soccer War (Fearless Blue)

WE INTERRUPT THIS FORUM FOR A PRESIDENTIAL NEWS CONFERENCE

KARL ROVE: Please rise for President Neidy.
PRESIDENT NEIDY: I have an important announcement and will then take questions. As you already know, during the recent cultural exchange soccer match betwwen the "lakeview Listeriners" of our empire and the "Hells Angels Pasty Mouths" of the Empire of KissofDeath, one of the goals scored bY the "Listeriners" accidentally decapitated the head of their goalie. We profusely apologized for this incident and even agreed that the fact that the goalie's decapitated head landed in the net along with the soccer ball should not have resulted in an additional point for the "Listeriners". The final score should have been "Listeriners" 68 and "Pasty Mouths 0. Not 69 to 0. Nevertheless, President KissofDeath and her evil twin Dr. Death have declared war on our defenseless empire nation of "The Solomons

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