Sanctions against both WGP/GPP & USS

Yea shut up Xbox lol. And no you don't need help.....its just a phase LOL

lol

*pulls out the bible (Latin and English versions just in case) grabs the pure salt, grabs the chalk to draw devil's traps, grabs pure Iron*
" May Gabriel, Micheal, and His lord Jesus Christ watch over me when the confrontation with this demon Lorelei comes for my soul. I know it's name and thus I can control it easier I shall send this monster back to hell where it has come from."
Don't mess with the child of his Holiness God,
Catholicism for the win.

LOL and sorry lol

"Release Crunch, Lorelei."

In the Name of the Father,
and of the Son,
and of the Holy Ghost.
Amen.

Most glorious Prince of the Heavenly Armies,
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in "our battle against principalities and powers,
against the rulers of this world of darkness,
against the spirits of wickedness in the high places"

Come to the assistance of men whom God has created to His likeness
and whom He has redeemed at a great price from the tyranny of the devil.

The Holy Church venerates you as her guardian and protector;
to you, the Lord has entrusted the souls of the redeemed to be led into heaven.
Pray therefore the God of Peace to crush Satan beneath our feet,
that he may no longer retain men captive and do injury to the Church.
Offer our prayers to the Most High,
that without delay they may draw His mercy down upon us;
take hold of "the dragon, the old serpent, wh

"In the Name of Jesus Christ,
our God and Lord,
strengthened by the intercession of the Immaculate Virgin Mary,
Mother of God,
of Blessed Michael the Archangel,
of the Blessed Apostles Peter and Paul and all the Saints.
and powerful in the holy authority of our ministry

we confidently undertake to repulse the attacks and deceits of the devil.

God arises;
His enemies are scattered
and those who hate Him flee before Him.
As smoke is driven away,
so are they driven;
as wax melts before the fire,
so the wicked perish at the presence of God.

Behold the Cross of the Lord, flee bands of enemies.
The Lion of the tribe of Juda, the offspring of David, hath conquered.

May Thy mercy, Lord, descend upon us.
As great as our hope in Thee.
We drive you from us,
whoever you may be,
unclean spirits,
all satanic powers,
all infernal in

Can you stop with the god damn church sayings please. Last time i checked this was the SIMCOUNTRY FORUM not CHURCH! Lololol

that's actually a prayer asking for the power of god followed by a exorcism Prayer.

"NOW RELEASE CRUNCH AND RETURN TO HELL LORELEI YOU DEMON!!!"

LOL.
Demon: Pancakes
Angel: Crunch
Jesus: Lorelei
Satan: Ian
There's my bible lol

no
DEMON: LORELEI
SATAN: PANCAKES
JESUS: JESUS
ANGEL: SAINT MICHAEL
PRIEST: IAN

Nope you wrong. Now stop talking about bibles. I dont want satan after me tonight lol

there are two crosses above my bed.
one is a crusifixed Jesus cross
one my Gf made me.
and then I have a sterling silver cross with a diamond in the center.
Satan can not get near me. Physically that is.

But he can mentally...

yea he already been in my head he showed me shit I dot ever want to see in life.

I've seen a giant winged beast eat the head of a
goat and then massacre, rape, etc, etc everyone in the house besides me and one other person who escapes.
I have had the dream twice and it takes place in the same house all the same stuff happened in both dreams all that changed were the people that went in the house with me.
and I had an image of a human body with three legs and arms spreading out inside a circle with satanic symbols inside it, and I had never seen the symbol before.

Wow. That's crazy. Now this gunna happen to me then im gunna have to run away and start a new civilization lol

I had a nightmare before in my dads old house of a demon eating me as I tried to protect my family from it. at 5 years old. I had that dream at 5

I'm pretty sure the Devil knows my mind.

dreams you remember are not dreams they are premonitions. and they are not always the same.


last year I had a dream of me sitting on a couch with a group of people whose faces I couldn't see and we were all talking.
One of the times I went to my gf's her uncle was there and we had the exact conversation from my dream.

hmm seems ive walked in on something

Lol no

My hold over Crunch'n'Munch grows ever stronger. My demon eyes glare at Ian! "GET OUT" Then I do some weird contortion stuff with my bod that I haven't been able to do in 20 years! This head spinning is makin' me dizzy.........and OOOOPS! Sowwy, Ian, I just puked green goo all over you!!!

CrunchNMunch is disgusting >.<
And haha Ian....your one dirty boy haha

-_- gross.
*Repeats exorcism prayer*
*draws devil trap*
*makes a circle of salt around the trap*
*places crosses on every side and on the angles*
*places cross on Lorelei's forehead*
*slowly spreads holy water all over Lorleli*
*repeats prayer over and over again*
Lol Jark you walked in on an exorcism, if you don't mind could you not look into Lorleli's eyes and come wipe this green stuff off me?

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

#hadtobesaid

oh god you better not be like my friend with tentacle wensdays.