All the Virgins you could want!!! (White Giant)

Amhara has millions of virgin minds for trade. That's right, millions of low-level workers just itching to learn the job you need them to learn!

Send me your over-trained, unemployed university professors who specialize in 16th century German poets!

Too many teachers!? Break the back of the teacher's union by shipping them to me!

Send me your grumpy, patient-hating nurses!

Send my your stuck-up doctors!

Send me any trade, for any professions, and I'll send you 200,000 virgin minds to mold as you see fit!

hmm what job would I teach a virgin how to do, assuming it was a female virgin I would have to say blowjob and handjob comes to mind hehe

That was out of line. You should remove your post.

I should not write what's going on my mind then.

Probably not!

I have to confess that I was a bit surprised to learn about Virgin Olive Oil, but it's the Extra Virgin Olive Oil that really has me puzzled.

But I digress...

Back to the topic at hand, your surplus of over-educated goobers in exchange for my virgin-minded low-level workers.

Thanks, everyone, for the barrage of trades you've sent me!

Unfortunately, there appears to be a problem with following directions. So, take you mind off lascivious thoughts and follow closely.

1) You send me anything but Low Level Workers.
2) I send you only Low Level Workers.

Got it?

I don't send Medium Level Workers, or High Level Workers, or anything but Low Level Workers.

Take care, and send me some trades I can

I believe those denominations are related with the acidity of the olive oil. Not sure though.