Corupt a wish (White Giant)

Granted. Your talking banana is overwhelmed by the mesmerising dancing of your potatoes and persuades them to elope with him to form a harem in a far-distant and unreachable land.

You are left totally without fruit or vegetables of any kind, talking, dancing or inert, and the only thing that stops you from committing suicide is that MoP shares his cows and chickens with you on Thursdays and Saturdays.

I wish I wasn't in the SC dungeon any more ...

Granted: All awards have been canceled as well, W3C is broke and cannot afford to pay them anymore. Jozi is so hard up that he has decided to take fruit and vegetables as trade for membership extensions, as long as they dance. Since he is Hindu, he can not accept the sacred cow.

I wish I had a few n00b pets to do my bidding.

granted; but you have to tell them, step by step, over and over again, how to IPO

i wish that laguna's banana and potatoes had babies

Granted: Scientists have named them bananatoes. But they have a strange fungus that is incurable and threatens to make all people who eat them want to never hug anyone ever again. The scientists are going to try a serum concocted of Belgian chocolate that needs to be spread onto everyone's feet and must be licked off by Laguna personally.


I wish that Jo and Laguna had some babies.

ewwww....I'll let Jo corrupt that one...

Granted. However, my hatred of the concept of pregnancy results in Laguna having to gestate the babies in his own body. Doctors have developed new techniques in order to install a zip into his stomach to allow him to effectively give birth.

Since I also loathe the concept of breast-feeding, the babies are born with an instinct to suck toes instead and to draw maximum nutrition from their fathers (mothers?) foot-fungus virus, resulting in a worldwide panic and a sharp rise in the sale of steel-toe-capped boots.

I wish I had a factory that makes steel toe-capped boots ...

LMAO

Hey Laguna, looks like I killed the thread ...

Which means that you are permanently stuck with gestating my babies and being the originator of a worldwide-epidemic-foot-fungus-virus ... and I am stuck with a very lucrative steel-toe-capped-boots factory!

Only belgian chocolate can save us ...

Hugs and respect

Jo

@ Jo's wish Granted.

However it turns out that your toe sucking offspring's saliva actually cures the foot fungus virus.

So the demand for steel toed boots drops sharply and your factory goes under. The worst part is that once they cured the last case of foot fungus. The babies lost their only other source of food so you have to breast feed them. :p

I wish that I have everything I could ever desire and no one could corrupt it.

Everything is corruptible given enough thought.

I wish to be Jo's babies.

Hey! Take your mouth off of Jo's nipple!

You have to corrupt my wish before you get yours.

How many babies did we have for heaven's sake?!!!! ... I don't think I have enough nipples

All I know is that I'm still gestating my second series of little jos. :p

Laguna ... please define (numerically) 'series' ...

/me considering extreme plastic surgery

I think he gestated them out of his arse.
My question: Are they "Lagujo's" or "Jolagu's"????

I wish I wasn't so drunk lol


I'm at the point where I can kinda work but i won't be able to do as good as i'm supposed to. I shouldn't have had 1 more lol. Nicole kinda got me 2 have 1 more that was a mistake lol. Off 2 work in 10-15 mins oO

granted.

However as you sober up you are horrified to discover you live in a world populated solely by an ever increasing number of little Jolagu's.

I wish for more angry noobs to infest white giant.

granted; how ever, they all have secured mode, and war protection to the end of the year, and they all form one big fed, and anti-boycott each other every day, in addition, they are bigT's noob pets, that do his every bidding...

i wish some one would corrupt this wish...

Please don't. I need my minions.