USS: The Real Story

100 what?

Did I tell you that I'm a green belt in Tae Kwon Do? I'll front kick you, round house kick you, and shove your nose bone into your brain. Dun you dare NOT report in to your sim Mom. ha ha ha ha

Also, you are too young to be dating. Lose the gf. ha ha ha ha

Ian, he means he got the 100th post -.-

And he won't. You must take action Lorelei!

My real brother is a Red belt blue tag.

My real brother is a second degree black belt.

My dog is a gold belt ;)

guys keep spamming it makes WG look more active

This convo has gone downhill lol

We are definitely struggling. ha ha ha ha

Oh, throws a shoe at Xers! at Ian! at Crunches! at T-Bone!

*picks up shoe then throws at Lorelei's head. Ha!

*Catches shoe* I used to play baseball. *throws shoe at Xbox*

*gets hit with shoe. Gets a shotgun and starts chasing Ian with it screaming come here you little b**** lol

*grabs Desert Eagle and shoots down the barrel of the shotgun causing the bullets to cause a minor explosion stunning xbox, then runs and jumps into the air and kicks xbox in the face*

*recovering from my "stun". I block Ian's kick and pull out a knife and stabs Ian 5 times in the heart*. I believe my work here is done!

*pulls notepad with ketchup packs out of chest pocket, pulls sharp, perfect condition Katana out of coat and charges at Xbox and slices both his arms off.*

learned that trick from hot Fuzz *spins around and slices Xboxs head off screaming "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!" takes Xbox's quickening and walks away like a boss.*

You walk on a trap and you fall into a pool of acid and you will never survive hahahahahaha

That was my holographic clone MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*walks away and throws a stone every five feet forward.*

*US Army comes and kills you. Haha

lol, *Korea fires a nuke at the advancing Us army I hide in a nuke shelter with my gf and enough food and water for the two of us for 50 years.*

I, Lorelei, was one step ahead of Ian Cameron and was waiting in the shelter. As Ian and his GF enter the shelter, I (Ian's Sim Mom) takes a gun and shoots the GF, yelling, YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!! NO DATING FOR YOU!

A mom's work is never done.

*dusts off hands

Now I give the look of impending doom to Ian. Still keeping in the back of my mind, that I MUST RETALIATE AGAINST CRUNCHES!!!!

.................................................... I'm 14............ that's old enough, I'm in high school....... *Shoots Lorelei 5 times between the eyes, then helps gf who only got hit in the Shoulder.*

The US military invades every country in the world and kills Ian. I believe im done here

lol Jark

sorry but im locked in my nice little bunker.