Corrupt a wish (2) (White Giant)

For those of you who weren't around when we did this a while ago.

It's pretty simple some one makes a wish. Then the next person grants it, with unexpected and usually horrific stipulations added to it.

I'll start it off.

I wish Obama actually deserved the Nobel peace prize.

YAY! I missed this one. Thanks MoP

Granted.

A time warp appears that zaps us all back 10 years. By the time the planet finally gets back to 2009, Obama has done something so amazing that he actually deserves the Nobel peace prize. As a result he is so popular he goes on to persuade the people to vote to change the constitution so that presidents can stand for re-election indefinitely. He then wins every election for the next 50 years and dies the most popular and venerated President ever.

I wish the game would allow me to get to level 8.

Oh that's too easy. I'll let someone else corrupt that one. LOL

Jo, your wish is granted.


Levels are now 1 to 23.

I typed out a good one that I didn't post because it ended with Joe Biden being sworn in amid blood splatters and I don't want to get a secret abduction performed on me after they call me a terror suspect. lol(nervous chuckle)

It worked out too, only he ended up assassinated like Kennedy for doing the right thing.

So I'm waiting for the Make A Wish foundation to make their next move

LOL Sol

@IM

You need to make a wish after you corrupt one. Then someone else will corrupt yours, ect ect ect.

I wish I would have made a wish

granted. Unfortunately you've wished for the return of manny to WGC and in retrubution the rest of your fed sacrifices you to the ghost of RobG.


I wish for Laguna to corrupt and make a wish

Granted.

Laguna corruptly corrupts the incorruptible with a corrupted pleasure. Also, Laguna corrupts you with a 10 inch dildo.


I wish there were more people to corrupt.

Granted.

Pieman locks laguna is a jar with a billion things to curropt. He also shoves a ten inch dildo in the jar.

I wish someone would give me money.

Granted.

Laguna corrupts every orifice of your body with the 10" dildo. He then gives you a shiny new penny, unfortunately the penny was infected with the Ebola virus. You then die a horrible bloody death.

I wish I knew who a person who likes pie is.

Granted. I tell you who a person who likes pie is. Unfortunately, because I told you, I have to kill you. You then die a horrible and bloody death.

I wish MoP were alive again.

Granted.

I'm now a zombie. I eat Jo's brains. (mmmmm tasty)


I wish I ruled the world.

Granted. You do rule the world, unfortunately the "ruling" feature hasn't been implemented yet and its meaningless and only leads to a frustrated and eventually permanently crazed MOP.

I wish Aaron Doolavay remembered to make a wish.

Granted.

He wished to help me.

Now he's my therapist and spends eternity listening to me rant about Tom and unfinished features.

I wish to be sane again.

Granted.

You do become sane again due to Tom paying for your psychiatrist. But unfortunately it comes at a cost, your psychiatrist. Brainwashes you into believing that Tom is the best person you ever met. You begin a campaign to help Tom put in place a new feature. The feature is added to the game but The sim community is outraged and turns against you. 100 declarations of war are sent to your countries by many players. Hostile bids are placed on all of your ceo corps. You lose everything but your secured country. Thus falling back to lvl 1. And you must begin your quest for lvl 8 all over again.

I wish MOP can travel back in time and warn himself about how the lvl 8 feature has not been added yet.

Granted.

However. When I meet myself. I am so aroused by my sexy doppelganger, that we go at it like bunnies until we both die of exhaustion. LOL

I wish for world peace.

Granted. The world is entirely peaceful.

The only thing happening of any interest is undead-MoP banging undead-MoP#2, which ends up being televised as mass entertainment. Both MoPs are forced into sexual slavery by the TV company for the rest of existence.

I wish the world wasn't so boring now it's peaceful.

Granted.

Now you are in the middle of the undead-MoP sandwich.

I wish to turn this sandwich into a Dagwood.

No no no no no ... my wish has not been granted

Much as I do not wish to cast aspersions on your sexual prowess MoP, being in a televised undead-MoP sandwich for the rest of eternity can hardly qualify as "interesting", Dagwood or otherwise ...

... although, on second thoughts, I might wait and see how your wish is granted

Yeah we might end up with some mo-jo-lugas.

WAH!!!!!!!!!!

Someone grant it quickly ... and make sure Laguna doesn't get into the Dagwood.

Please!

GRANTED

though you get a nuke shoved up your arse


I wish for me to dominate simcountry

You bastards...

Granted.

You dominate Simcountry with an iron fist and thus decide every aspect of Simcountry. You spend the remainder of your life deciding which corps buy the cheapest soybeans. Plus, you get your teeth brushed with the same dildo used on Aaron and MoP.


I wish I had free dinners on all restaurants with a Michelin award.