The Random Thread

Back to random...how many of you here can lick your elbow?

Well first off, why would I even TRY!!!! ha ha ha I'm sure it would be most uncomfy. :P

But to answer...... not I.

phunney, we had a holiday i came back and read this, you know what, shoes are banned haha!
but better still vivian westwood style, mutli-playrs still try to evade detection but not for long when we find em, a whacking's coming big time.

I cant lick my elbow! LOL

Here is a question for you though.... Why am I so happy when my wife buys me tools (saws, nail guns, router tables etc...)to work with, but she is upset when I buy her tools (iron, blender, kitchen knives etc...) to work with?

Heh, excellent question. If you do figure women out, be sure to publish.

I can lick my elbow it hurts though

I'm not saying what bits of me I can lick...

crafty, you're not right

We (women) are easy to figure out and easy to make happy. You men need some instruction, however. ha ha ha ha :P

Wha??? No comment from da fellers as to my last post??? ha ha ha ha Or do you silently agree wif me? ha ha ha ha

I was going to make a snappy remark, but then I feared THE SHOE.

Well, im back with the new country. I hope i do well this time. Cant afford to lower too much shares in the stock market. Ive learned alot in the past two months here. And im a ceo as well. Wish you all the best of luck people.

Anthony.

I told you not to =)

ha ha ha ha Laguna I so love your wit!


OMG do I have to call Anthony, Sir now??? lol Anthony, I saw the movie Possession over the weekend and I thought of ya! You dun do weird body contortions and emit stinky smells and such do ya? Anyways, the movie is based on a true story. Thought you might be interested.

lol, no i dont Lorlei. thank you for the movie, ill look into if we can order one. we have quite of demonic possessed movies here. someone did tell me that some movies arnt quite good, but i might as well finish the collection of demonic possession. its so reality and true stuff.

thank you for welcoming me back again, but i have learnt alot in the last 2 months even with the forum.

Dear Anthony,

The movie is out at the theatres now. So you will have to wait to buy. By the way, I do believe in demonic possession. I am catholic and our priests perform exorcisms. (Refer to The Exorcist) By the way, it was Pazuzu that possessed the character played by Linda Blair. :P

Remind me one day to tell you the story of the evil bedspread that came into my family's possession. ha ha ha ha I'll save it for Halloween time. :P

I wish you luck in growing your new country. :-)

Lorelei: if women are so easy to understand and please, why am I still a bachelor? ( Possibly this should go in the "Ask Lorelei" thread )

Thank you Lorlei.

As far exorcisms goes and all that, i was a born-again christian once before so there for i know what i am doing. Like i said before, i chosed to be with Satan for good since christ abandoned me.

You all clearly do know who i am in spririt, i wish i never let my guard down only because of the excitement got the better of me and i felt like to share my experiences even its behind the internet. I have learnt alot lately to keep things to myself, especially with Pazuzu herself. This is indeed a long journey for me and being with Pazuzu.

I do know alot of people dont believe me, but take heed that demonic possessed is real and everyone has there own different beliefs. There is only Heaven and Hell, nothing more. Anyway, i am not here to start another debate thing, please warn your priests not to try anything on me even if it goes to great length, do not mess with demonic spirits, they are very strong.

I hav

Maclean,

I think women are quite easy to understand. Deep down, I think most women want to have a relationship with a man that she can trust, depend on, a man of honor and backbone. Fidelity is also important. Most women want a partner, someone to work alongside of in raising a family, in building a home and life together. She wants a man who "stands up".

Your state of bachelorhood, Maclean, may just be that you have certain ideals for the type of female you want...the type of female you are attracted to. There are conservative types and there are liberal types. There are those who act like "ladies" and those who act "slutty". There are those who are shy and those who are outgoing. There are so many variables. Just choose wisely.

But you see Jan you cant say women are simple and then say.... "There are conservative types and there are liberal types. There are those who act like "ladies" and those who act "slutty". There are those who are shy and those who are outgoing. There are so many variables." Dont sound to simple to me! Your WHOLE statement testifies to the fact that the fairer gender is anything BUT simple!

Now men on the other hand.... very easy to figure out!

LOL

Yea thats because we spend most our time standing around, scratching our heads trying to work out the contradiction called 'The Woman'.
Nothing much else to figure out. Apart from:
1) Don't break our balls about making you happy and we will make you happy.
2) Feed us and we will be happy ;)

Hey all Yo Crafty. Acquired taste: Whiskey and strawberry milk shake. Still hate mushy peas and liquorish.

Women: the creature where a penis is inserted and a baby comes out nine months later.

Things were so much simpler in the good old medieval times.


Do I get hit with THE SHOE now?

Ouch....teaches me to stand so close to Laguna

The Bible says that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9)

LOL Maybe thats why he left not long afterwards? I mean....how was he gonna win that one?

LOL!

Yes with mushy peas. Butter beans too, yet I love refried beans.

I'm a banana milkshake kind of man.

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1) Don't break our balls about making you happy and we will make you happy.
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If that were the case, I would be living with my local curry chef.