Declaration of Jihad against the UC. (Golden Rainbow)

Wow, I am at fault for you attacking people. LMAO!!! Hold on, I am at fault also for those off LU threats and posts. Barney you are lulzy as all hell. Man I just know you all should be glad you get to spam your jihad propaganda for 21 dayz, I am sure your positioning and whatnot allowed a chance for you all to talk your way out of a mess you created, 21 dayz I though was a long time agao, how long IS 21 days, very long, especially when prolonged by wp, just kill urselves already and get it over with, if its all my fault set up next to me and attack me! I have a few nations all out of wp and I invite any and all war necessary to shut you all up already. Barney you type good, you may even be good as a standup comic, because you coming to GR to start some crap is truly a JOKE!! If you are serious at all, please make me a believer.

Once again let me be clear.

If you wish to leave LU and drag Dizzy, Nute, and John Fire with you I am listening.

If you bring out your main on LU to play I am listening.

Otherwise shhh big people are talking.

Come back when you have something on the table worth taking. Until then pound sand.

LOL. guilt by association...thats how I play.

Im always good for laughs.

Ill be looking for you too my sweet. Do you have anything worth taking, over there? Perhaps ill put you in the #1 spot on my dance card. Wouldn't want to keep a lady waiting, now would I?

Please shaddup and dec already, you'll proly air out on my country alone, and I am sure to be the weakest link among my comrades, just bring it, quit singin it.

patience my dear.

wa wa all i hear is a bunch of big cry babies. you were crying the last time you were sent to your rooms. wa wa poor little baby sam johanas bilderburg. you were so full of hot air back then and still you are full of it. i know why you and your sissy friends left gr the last time it is because John L. and i took out your little sissy friend bayar. and i remeber too how you were telling a whole big bunch of lies about how you were such big time war lords back then. sure sure you were then and are still just a little sissy boy. because the next thing i know it was all tears on this forum about how you had to quit because you knew John L and i would beat your dippered behind all up and down the world of gr. wa wa poor little sissy sam he needs a bottle and a clean dipper. we can all tell the one he has on is full of stinky stuff. btw for all you binkie toting sissy friends of sissy sam and crybaby capone i got lots more nuclear missiles that i will be glad t

Its nice Dizzy has to run to so many to defend him. I will be ignoring all of you loud little distractions.

I have to focus on retribution. You can have my terrorist C3's when they are done with their work. Clean up my trash when I am done. I doubt you will have time to do much more than that. After Dizzy who knows? We have all the time in the world. I may grow to like GR. We can all be friends.

Muhahahaha

Have fun kiddies.

HAHA Enter Nuclear Melissa!

How are ya doll? Trigger finger itchin' again? hehe.

Sorry Sam, not this time. I told you guys that GR is uniting against you offworlders. Surly you didn't think I was kidding or bluffing? I'm sure you will find all in this battle to be well trained and rehersed sp? in battle.

I appriciate what you all are trying to do to rid LU of the UC, you are all going about it wrong. If anything, your presence on GR is aggravating things and peace will never happen, too many egos ya know?

If you have a Plan B let me know.

5-Star General Dirt

PS-That Melissa is a sassy 1, crazy biotch even landed a couple nukes on me when we used to wrastle, have fun with her!

PSS-Yes, Southern Oregon and the salmon are fast and furious right now. Steelhead too! ?You know Sam, once I get done shipping ya back to LU we really should plan a Spring run trip. It will make your arm hurt!

Windy and your uc butt friends ready up, your time is over!!!


DEATH to uc and all who stand with them!!

Oh hell, if it isn't the lippy greenhorn!

Jason, you are running with a couple of proven fellas. Don't tarnish their legacy with your ignorance. You are lucky to have Sam and Barney as mentors, but the facts is that you are still a noob, a grasshoppa. Don't let that mouth overload your ass...

If you think your "1 of them" and can handle the snuff, bring your candyass out of WP and I'll give you a VERY humbling experiance. Maybe then you will slow down, chill out, and watch that mouth.

Be humble man. This game lasts way longer than this up comming war and hopfully you'll be here to enjoy it. More importanly, hopfully the rest of SC will get to enjoy you down the road. I guess what I'm saying is to be carful who you choose as an enemy...someday your boys, which are gettin mighty old I may add, won't always be there to watch you.

General Dirt

Threats and more threats....perhaps when this game is rid of assholes like you, people won't have to worry. Dirt, I speak when I wish, and for your comment above, I'm going to take you out personally. You're a scourge on this game, you're nothing but a perverted little homo in mom's basement. We have all seen your action. Should stop talking all tough, your enemies see this too. You're trying to front your actions with a "I'm tough" routine. This is a game homoboy, time for you to come off that tiny lil pedestal and get your ass kicked. Been overdue for a while.

I'm waitin for ya Deffy...
I have been since last Spring when you stuck that ostrich head of yours down in a hole. HAHAHAHA Quit stealing the lines I use on you Deffy, come up with your own insults eh? Oh? I'm sorry. There isn't a gc booster for wit and originality so I guess your assed out! As far as my new handle of "porno lover", well, I guess it beats being called a multi, so thanks I guess.
And enemies. I had to sit here and ponder what an 'enemy' is Deffy. I do believe that YOU are my only enemy. Sure I am battling with LDI right now but we all still remember that this is a game. Sam and Barney are the 'bees knees' in my book. We may even do a lil fishin and grillin in the future. You? I'd hit you in the head with a wet phonebook if I ever saw you. Thats the differance you piss ant. So whatever Drippy.

The above statement to Jason wasn't a threat, but rather advice to the kid. He is on the

LOVE it. Too bad your mom couldn't handle it in the abortion clinic. You would have been better off sucked out and disposed of. And you know its funny. If you didn't get on your knees to save your ass after shitporngate, we wouldn't even be here now. It must suck to be you.

I'm not gonna bite Deffy.

I will however, be taking your assets soon as you drop. Please stock up on lots of FMUs for me, I can use them.

The community is watching
General Dirt

PS-Did you REALLY leave the Corp with honors or did you wash-out? Me thinks the later.

LOL. You'll be taking nothing but c3's. I'm sure your vast skill can handle that. Do you really think this community cares to watch? LOL. Dirt, honestly, you seriously underestimate the number of people who like you. Your down home, redneck manner about you fools nobody. In fact, I know first hand the majority of the people you think are your friends, are actually hoping your pompous ass falls down face first. Obviously you haven't done your homework. Tis a pity.

P.S.: Could you sound any MORE uneducated? It's the Corps, not corp. Seriously man, I will pay for your classes at C.C. Just learn how to speak man. Please do something about this Andy Griffith hyuck thing going on. I mean i know it would be cheaper to just buy you some overalls, a greased pig and a straw of wheat, but i believe in teaching a man to fish rather than giving it to him. Seriously man, step out of the basement, let some sun hit ya.

Somehow pompous and redneck don't really fit well together.

I have a few friends. I have even more non fed members that tolorate me. Thats all I need. Am I 'neck? I suppose I am.

Now that ejumikatshun you are offering me, I'll gladly accept!
You can direct deposit the tuition to the I Pumped Your Mum Foundation. Its a good cause and helps poor dumb folk like myself be more smarter.


Dirt

PS-What the hell is a straw of wheat?

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Plan B. Section 1.

Dizzy, Nute, and John Fire leave LU. No mains no CEO's. Nothing. You lost. I wont even make you say it. To keep that pride intact. We leave GR and leave nothing behind.
You can claim some sort of victory..I dont really care what is claimed once that non negotiable term has been met.

Option 1. Nute, JF, and Dizzy sull up like spoiled children and remain on LU. UC tosses them out on their ass on GR. We beat them here in public like we have on LU. We rub their noses in their crimes and take all their swag. Justice served. We leave GR. This chapter closes. You can claim some sort of victory.

Option 2. One of the three asshats refuses to leave LU. UC tosses the offender out on his ass. We beat him like a pinata and take all his swag. Justice served. We leave GR. This chapter cl

PLAN C. LDI removes their war protection on GR and the permanent residents of GR kick them out.
Or maybe this is more than Capone's tugs can cope with. What is the matter Capone? Have you meet your Elliot Ness?

John is it me, or are you talking like LH? Bad juju man, now shut up and wait your turn, coward.

And how will you "kick" us out Benedict Arnold?

This will be an amusing reponse.

Drop your wp and find out.

You guys really do sound like "know nothings." We are all under 21 day noob protection.

When we are not you will know it.

You people really don't understand the game, do you?

Wendy, I've been "dropping" you and them constantly on LU. Patience my sweet. The maestro will play you like the tuba that you are on GR, same as Ive been playing you on LU.

LDI declares war on Dirt on LU for kicks..we let it go. Priest bought a country out of innocence than was forced to rid himself of it by LDI due to the fact it was on lacerta and he did not even realize it...we let it go. Members of UC on GR were declared on from actions of another player on LU, our countries were taken from us by handicap since those countries were not war ready and we were not expecting to be attacked for something so foolish...we are NOT letting this go. So from now on WE run the show, we did as you asked from previous incidents but still you guys wanted to play around with fire. So here it is and make sure you write this down, there will NEVER be peace no plan A no plan B and i'll be damned if we even let you guys have a plan C; Come for whoever you want and claim to do whatever you want but the fact of the matter is NONE of us are scared especially anyone in The United Confederation. You guys wanted a problem? so there now you hav

You had a mighty tall stack of offense to be so peaceful. Dont hide behind the "I was not ready for war" You tried to instigate a world war and failed. UC tried to test the line on every occasion. And failed. You were caught red handed and were pwned for it. You lost. And because of you your fedmates lost as well. Period.

Leave LU. No negotiation.

Or bring out your GR swag Dizzy.

Dont hide behind the Crossdale bull any longer.

No more hiding behind others. You are the reason we are here. And here we will remain.

You have been begging for a boot to the teeth for a long time. Now put up or shut up asshat.

Funny the ones screaming put up or shutup are the ones "hiding in wp" on both LU and GR with the exception of barney's one country, either way 21 dayz should be tomorrow if I heard you scream correctly that yesterday was day 19 Barn. Please come and drop the wp when ready, come after me please so that you may actually get lucky and take a c3 or two, thats about the best you can hope for. All talk no action, you have had your 21 day talk your arse off for free period now its time to put your crappy strategy to the test. Oh yeah you have been already, trying to scream peace before you get pwned for talkin crazy. This isn't LU and you won't be gettin any freebies on GR, i don't have lil pip squeak c3's, on GR its quite the opposite come after Wendy and lets see how big and bad you really are. Sam you are the one with the biggest mouth, but you have not done a thing but yap yap, I want you 1 on one, matter fact how bout you and jaso