Corupt a wish (White Giant)

Granted.

Unfortunately Laguna has been consorting with the wrong type of non-gender-specific person, in a bath of very dodgy Belgian chocolate. As a result, your toes have become infected with a virtual fungus for which there is no known cure, and it is going to gradually spread up your entire body.

My turn

I wish for everyone on White Giant to hug each other, and ENJOY it ...

Granted, All are hugging and enjoying their "Reach around"

I wish that I was more endowed....

So my wish doesn't get corrupted?

Awesome!

ok scratch that.....

Granted....But since you are the only one on White Giant because we realize you are the Supreme Multi and thus are everyone at the same time, so you have to hug yourself.

I wish I was more endowed.

Hold on ... where in the rules does it say that once a wish has been granted it can be withdrawn ... ?

/me hugs everyone ... and they ENJOY it!

mmmmm ... reach around

Oh, you guys didn't see that I wished I was GOD and had the power to retract my wishes.

And how was that wish corrupted, exactly ...?

/me stamps foot!

Dan's wish to be GOD is granted and as a result, if he retracts one wish, he retracts them all ... including his wish to be GOD

... at which point he disappears into a paradox within the space/time continuum and ends up living with Saber and JohnR, a drunk robot, a drunk and a excessively intelligent metrosexual little beastie, aka Calloe Wolf :P

Hugs and respect

Jo

nice

how wants to be god? all you get is people complaing at you

jo make a wish

I wish for everyone on White Giant to hug each other, and ENJOY it ... including the reach around

With Dan stuck in a paradox in the space/time continuum, we don't have to worry about inadequately-endowed participants

Except that the first person in the hug fest has the ebola virus and infects everyone and we all die horrible deaths bleeding from every orifice of our bodies. :p

That would be the laguna-originating foot-spreading fungus-virus, then ...

Ewwww

Ok MoP ... what's your wish?

I wish I was asexual and would have double the pleasure.

Granted. You die of multiple orgasms.

I wish I had a talking banana.

Edit: I'm confused. You mean asexual sexually speaking or biologically?

What a way to go!

Granted When you were done with it it would tell you how bad your ass stank. :p

How about both then I could have an orgy with a bunch of other asexuals that looked just like me.

@ Laguna ... Granted.

Unfortunately your talking banana keeps talking to you ... even when you are trying to spread your fungus-virus by licking the toes of other players ... and distracts you to the point where MoP's multiple orgasms infiltrate your consciousness and cause you to voluntarily self-destruct, rather than face the consequences of a paradox in the space/time continuum.

I wish for everyone on White Giant to hug each other, and ENJOY it ... including the reach around. AGAIN

Does that include all my asexual offspring they are a very affectionate bunch!

Someone's touching my arse and boy parts again... but I don't mind. :P

That would be me ... ooops

I wish laguna's boy-parts were easier to reach ...

I'm stuck in a paradox, but Laguna does have a nice reach. Hey!!!! What's that poking me in the dark?

Thats his bananna.

How's the drunk robot doing, Dan? Give it my love ...

Laguna ... get that chocolate-covered talking banana out of there ...

just make sure you know who ur pointing at

@ laguna..granted...but that "someone" is the flying monkey looking for his banana. From gay to bestiality? Where is that banana?

@ Jo..granted...but the reach arounds are impossible. All players on WG are fat, lazy and drunk on the peace of a stale world. You cant reach the "goods."

@ aaron...granted...and so is the liver disease granted as well. You look good in yellow.

I wish laguna and Vicious would fed.

I wish that Jo would reincarnate the multi "midget" so we can enjoy their deliciously eloquent posts that pushed vocabulary to far reaching heights.

I wish aaron would "nuke" T again...lol.

ahhh the drunk robot is fine, thank you for thinking of me. me hugs Jo...ooh are those real, so firm....for the record I've never nuked T. I was gonna but it didn't happen. why is there fungus on my toes amd whos reaching around me here WTF man its gettin a little too cozy here. Reminds me of the backseat of a prius....