Corupt a wish (White Giant)

I wish for morning so this bad dream goes away

gRAnted,

yOu waKe UP TO THE FalL of the Sim Country GIANTS Wiill fall, Laguna, has fed with Vicious, LH, and Aesop to nuke T, and overthrow the WG sim giants

the rest of WG is to buy with reach arounds to stop them.

I wish i was a lesbian, midget, turkish, prison guard, with a foot fetish...

granted.

You only have a fetish for the infected feet laguna was licking.

My name will forever be attached to foot fetish now.

/me sits closer to Aaron and puts his arm around him
Ask a wish, love. ; )

ahhhh morning is here, but why am I still having this bad dream, and why is there fungus on my feet?!

Yeah aaron. I remember. It was the disaster reports from the previous war(over a contested land if I recall)which led to the misunderstanding.

I love those disaster reports. Log in real weeks after a neighbor was nuked and you get a surprise!

god this is wierd

lol

I wish it was weirder.

No, thinking someone nuked you because of an old newspaper clipping, is weird....Almost started a pointless war. Ah, the good ol' days.

Welcome to Simcountry, Akit!

This is the game where the weirdest and the kinkiest cybernauts of the intrawebs gather. We also let those with tendencies towards bestiality join.

As you can see, the number one fetish of all Simcountrians is to die of foot fetish. It is said we get closer to God's smelly feet this way.

Shall I convert you and lick your feet?

yeah barney, that plus T not putting the salaries in his private corp in my country where we agreed it would be and me feeling he was disregarding the agreement(which he probly wasn't) but most likely just forgot cause he was new and me noticing he had a ton of nuke defense batteries and no nuke defense missles in his country.

I wish to be transported to the best Guns 'n' Roses concert ever.

G'N'R was awesome back in 88-89. Saw them open for Aerosmith...great show. And Slash wasn't totally bombed, so that was a plus. That was back when Aerosmith had just cleaned up and wouldn't allow drugs and alcohol around them.

"Welcome to the Jungle Baby, You're gonna die!!!!!!"

Granted but its in Hell...

I wish I had a Prius and a foot fetish ;)

Not granted. :p

Granted, but a large oil reserve of historic proportions was just discovered in the ranch NEXT to yours. gas prices just dropped to 50 cents a gallon.

I wish I will have a 24oz ribeye tonight for dinner.

I remember seeing GnR. The ticket stated a start time of, "around 8Pm." That was because those heroin shootin idiots were sooo unpredictable. Axel Rose haha...moron.

@ Sam ... granted. Unfortunately, Prius is taken over in a hostile bid by Hummer and become one of the most gas-guzzling vehicles on the planet. If that wasn't bad enough, Laguna's foot-fungus infects the interior until it spreads over your entire body, making you want to bathe in melted belgian chocolate 95% of the time

@ Vacation ... granted. You just have to kill and butcher the cow before you can cook it

I wish I had the patent on the 100%-effective Laguna-foot-fungus-sterilising unit, and could demand that everyone hugs each other before I would let them use it.

Hugs and respect

Jo

Granted but it turns out that the unit left 1 fungus spore just barely alive.

It mutates into an arm eating fungus which spreads quickly leaving everyone armless and incapable of ever hugging again.

I wish for 1000 beautiful disease free virgins ready to meet every desire of my completely impervious danglely bits. :p

Granted but they are men.

I wish for the same but females please.

Granted. You get stabbed in the face and in your genitalia every time you touch one.

I wish for Man's of Peace wish.

Granted.

But they all look like LH. Weight included.:P

I wish to smurf a smurfing smurf god smurfit!!!!

Granted but your a Smurf as well...

I wish I was Tom Willard....

Granted.

But the marijuana you smoke is stale and weak.

I wish my hands didn't have minds of their own.:P

Granted, but they have lips of their own and you never leave your house again.


I wish Tom Willard would come out of secured.

In case you are wondering why you never leave the house....It is because you are afraid of what stories your hands might really tell......


I wish Tom Willard would come out of secured.

Oh well when I first read it, I thought to myself, "Why would that be an issue?"

Granted.

But when you declare, all your offenses get seized by the imaginary game gods and Tom gets to boast how he kicked your ass.

I wish I knew the stories my hands would tell.