(sarcasm continues): Some of course will be deemed oincapable of rehabilitation, and Big Brother will protect us all from them. These felons would include entrepreneurs, patriots, recidivist defenders of the Constitution, and Christians. Especially those goody types which sacrifice time and money to bring comfort to the dying, food to the starving, shelter to the homeless, and other help to those who need it. No, no, there will be no need under Big Brother. In the re-education camps we will learn that (A) Nothing is better than a thick, juicy steak. (B) A crust of bread is better than nothing. Thus, (C) A crust of bread is better than a thick, juicy steak. When they have fully learned Big Brother's wisdom, they MAY be allowed to perform certain menial tasks. Of course, we must do our part to help Big Brother. All subjects will be encouraged, nay, REQUIRED, to inform on family, friends, neighbors, and total strangers. If the informant quota is not reached, the subject will be denied the next ration card (did I mention that such bland food as is deemed not offensive or dangerous by the Central Government will be rationed? Oh, yes,)
Oyher things controlled by Big brother would include, but are not limited to (for there is no limit to Big Brother's encompassing benevolence): Any radio program not sanctioned by The Central Committee for Inoffensiveness and Non-Controversy; any television program conaining any sex, violence, offensive language (any word offensive to ANYONE); programs with too much educational value, any television program not sanctioned by the Central Comittee as being totally bland, inoffensive, and without any interresting qualities whatsoever, as interest is just another word for controversy.
I suppose that the motto of such a totalitarian benevolence might be that uttered by one who tried something similar in the past: " Eine Volk, Eine Fuhrer, Eine Reich!" ("One People, One Leader, One Nation!")